We gotta admit. This one had us fooled for a good ten seconds. AS you can see, this hilarious Craigslist ad is a joke, at least we sure hope to heaven it is (we’re pretty sure it is). Beginning with this erroneously naming of the watercraft in question as an ’84 X2 and the assurance that “the hoes will flock,” this laughable post is best if left for you to enjoy.
Oh, and lest us not forget the fantastic “made in America” hand-made trolling motor that comes included in the purchase (as shown). Below we’ve decided to leave side-splitting spelling, punctuation and syntax “as is,” so don’t come after us for its questionable legibility. Although we did edit some rather unsavory language that you can read on the original listing HERE. Rather, just enjoy the comedy on this Monday morning:
“1984 Kawasaki X2 with a 18 horse outboard johnson. Sumbeech will fly. Nicknamed the honey hauler for a good reason. Float up to the beach on this bad boy and the hoes will flock. Happens to me every year. Every summer it’s the same old thing, give me a ride they say.. “I’ll take my bikini top off” they say, but it doesn’t end there. Will this 1984 saki powered by a 18hp two stroke johnson you’ll feel like breaking bad mixing the oil and gasoline. Plus that extra seat and power means you can load this baby up with all the biggest beach whales without lag… (Trust me, I know.)
“This wave slammer hauls!! If the girl doesn’t take her top off, that’s okay ’cause the wind will blow it off for sure. 40 year old virgin? Girlfriend of wife cut you off at home? No problem. This is the ship for you, mate. Built in 1984 the engineers had [REDACTED] magnet clearly spec’d on the buildsheet. This ain’t no fishin’ boat but it’s been hauling [REDACTED] for years. This is a bachelors dream right here and you wont find a better price for this mini-yacht – one easy (reduced) payment of $350. I hate to see her go but it’s time to let some other guy take this gem down to [REDACTED] town.
“2014 ‘drill-kota’ included – hand crafted by yours truly. (Made in America)”