Video: Bride Makes Beachside Wedding Entrance Aboard Sea-Doo

“Marriage is a sacred institution…” is what most people say. Then, they dress up in Star Trek outfits and exchange vows in Klingon. It’s hard to call anything “sacred” these days when it includes wearing elf ears and hobbit feet. And although its anyone’s prerogative to celebrate their special day of matrimony how they wish, sometimes you just have to swallow your opinion and wish the couple the best.

Recently a video popped up of one such unique wedding that would normally have looked nearly paradisaical – the sand was warm, the waters turquoise, the skies clear. It was the ideal beachside wedding that many of us dream about right? But there was one thing missing: The wedding party was there, but where was the bride? Suddenly, as a single voice off-camera cries, “There she is!” the DJ queue’s up Survivor’s “Eye of The Tiger.”

Yup, there came the bride to the rousing montage theme from “Rocky III” aboard the back of a six-year-old Sea-Doo GTX. With a little bit of help from bridesmaids, bestmen, and presumably the father of the bride, she makes it to terra firma to proceed down the aisle…to the “Top Gun” movie theme.

The bride, Bree Haigh commented, “This was the best day of my life! The entrance definitely had all the guests talking! Thanks for catching the video Miss Eve! It was so much fun planning a wedding!!!! I am normally helping ladies plan the Hens Parties in Cairns with my businesses FN Hot Shirtless Waiters and Vixen Parties Adult Toy Parties and Hens Party Products!”

Ugh fine. It’s Friday and kind of a slow news day. Enjoy the madness here: